Some of my least favorite things

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a lot of them are trained not to figure [censored] out on their own, and to go by what the register says ALWAYS.

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I live each day of my life knowing that there's a chance that when I buy a coffee, a technical malfunction will make the cash register say that my change is $999,999,999 and that the cashier will just give me all the money they have and then apologize. "I have to get my supervisor to open the safe." "No, no, don't worry. I'll just take what you've got and call it even."