how a real NL50 college balla lives (IMAGE HEAVY BABY)

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this is how a real recreational player who blows his winnings everyday on MTTs that he hasn't cashed in for a month lives! let's start!


this is what you see when you come in my room! the white stuff on the ground? reallllll goose feathers, baby. straight outta my target pillow. im too lazy to clean it up, ya know how it is. that lotion is for my skin. ballas gotta moisturize
LETS GO IN AND TURN AROUND!


this is the garbage corner. unlike you nl2k ballas i can't pay people to pick it up. im so lazy i use two bags. that means goin outside half as often ya hear? those drawers have my balla socks and tshirts which i forgot to photograph for y'all. bucket at the bottom is shower tote, its got some hella [censored] shampoo. sea algea extract sounds good when you read it in the dolla balla store, but it dont even lather. pathetic.
LETS BACK UP!


today's jeans hangin'. balla bathrobe hangin'. when i dont go to class i normally wear the robe all day to play pokah in. hella comfortable. check out that singed fire instructions. comforting.
LETS LOOK INSIDE THE CLOSET!


awwwwww yeah. those are some sweet button up shirts. thanks marshall fields clearance racks. and i even got da long green nerd overcoat. thrift store three dolla. at least it ain't a trenchcoat.


here's the door we came in. i drink bottled water all day and am too lazy to recycle so i just throw it at the door and gather it up every once in a while. i wore my sandals into the shower today by accident so they're dryin'. mistreatment of leather? balla..


heres my poker station. sweetass laptop, all the frills, 17" screen is ballin. 13" daewoo TV is even better.
lets open up pokerstars shall we?


here's my bankroll on stars. true ballas play with 6.5 buyins.

i took a picture of the blood on my wall after i got one outed in potlimit omaha and punched the wall but it keeps looking fake so i didnt put it in here.


the most ballin prepaid cell phone money can buy. look at all that ca$h baby. free small drink at mcdonalds too. man i got it all. i made that wallet when i was 8. true ballas make their own moneyholsters.