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Post your best donk hand here.

We've all pissed away money on rediculous plays that make the worst player look good. I'm posting my most recent one here in the hopes that others will follow suit. I'm hoping it will serve as a form of tilt/bad play therapy for myself and others. If not, at least we can make fun of each other and fight over who sucks the most.

This hand was during a recent tiltfest I had. My head was clouded with tilt so bad I felt like I was drunk. Enjoy!

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

saw flop|saw showdown</font>

MP2 ($2492)
Hero ($4811.50)</font>
Button ($1411)
SB ($3010)
BB ($2200)
UTG ($815)
UTG+1 ($2516)</font>
MP1 ($2237)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10.
1 fold</font>, UTG+1 raises to $85</font>, 1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $85, Hero calls $85, 3 folds</font>.

Flop: ($285) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)</font>
UTG+1 bets $175</font>, MP2 folds, Hero calls $175.

Turn: ($635) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)</font>
UTG+1 bets $520</font>, Hero calls $520.

River: ($1675) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)</font>
UTG+1 calls $1736 (All-In), Hero calls $1736.

Final Pot: $5147

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qs 9c (full house, nines full of queens).
Hero has Qh As (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $5147. </font>