My son wants to get laid

[centaurmyth]

come to think of it, i flip-flop entirely on my previous post, and i now agree with nation's logic entirely. instead of giving him your authentic interpretation of sexuality as the dominant male figure in his life, it's even smarter to make it as difficult as possible for this lil nutbusto to get his wax on. after all, the more resilient he becomes in overcoming adversity, the better off he will be.

for added difficulty, let him know that you have your eye on the registries of local motels, and hint that he had GPS implants when he was born "just in case."