Newbie drinker needs to find his go-to drink

[trumpjosh]

Steer clear of milk-like drinks. I'd give the nod to the gin & tonic. Learn how to mix a good one with good gin and decent tonic and some fresh lime juice. Quality > quantity with this drink.

Capt & Coke is fine if you want to be a lame frat guy.

If you gravitate to anything "fruity" or with an umbrella in it, make sure to have the pleats of your skirt pressed regularly.

Once your taste buds get used to alcohol, you'll have more options.