Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[DrewDevil]

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This happened 2 minutes ago.

We went out last night and I managed to get her to stay over at my place, after she had wanted to go back to her's because I had to work early today and she didn't.
I let her sleep and just got a call from her:

Her: I got a speeding ticket in your neighboorhood
Me: Sorry
Her: It's all your fault, if we would have slept at my house this never woulda happened.
Me: And if my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle. When are you going to suck my dick again?

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