Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[MaxWeiss]

Seriously, girls just don't apologize. I've found I feel much better if I just pretend that her acting like everything is fine is IdiotGirlSpeak for "I'm so sorry. You were right and I overreacted and I am trying to make it up to you. And I of course owe you much sex for being such a crazy bitch."

After months of trying to get the translation right, I am positive that that is the word-for-word translation.