Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[Hopey]

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I've been with my wife for over four years, and we've never had a fight. We are complete opposites.

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My wife and I used to be like this. Both of us are extremely passive-aggressive. Eventually we learned that it's better to air out your grievances, rather than letting them fester inside you.

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Hopey - thank you for this warning. I will get really drunk this weekend, start a fight, and see what happens. She's starting to put on weight since the pregnancy, so I think I'll target that.

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Trip report, plz.