Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?

[gusmahler]

My wife is out of town and needs directions so she calls me. I go to Google Maps and find the correct exit and directions she needs to take. I then go to the kitchen and eat dinner. 30 minutes, I get back to the den and find that my phone had been ringing. I call her and she tells me that, although I told her to take a left, she was supposed to take a right. She was lost for like 15 minutes and couldn't contact me. Then she said she didn't want to talk to me anymore.

She didn't talk to me the rest of that day or the day after, all because Google maps said to take a left when she should have taken a right.