Define the Ship It Holla Balla's in two words

[govman6767]

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Jerk Offs
Scum Bags
Wanna Be's
lose ers
[censored] sexuals
F%$# Heads
Dip S^&*#
C%$ Guz%%#$ (Figure it out)
Bone Heads
D#*## Bags
Numb Nuts
Co%^ Bags
Abused Children
Bullied Children
Ho Cake
Bad Humans
Needof Prostitutes
F$%^*( Losers
Rectal Intruders
Maxi Pads
Bad Website
Poor Decisions
couldbe cooler
Small Peepee's
Sexually Challenged
Dysfuntional WeeWee's
A$$ Wipes
Enjoymale Porn

Shall I continue

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japanimation = authority on coolness



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Um...actually japanimation DOES = the authority on coolness.

jeez where have you been? you're probably one of those guys who STILL thinks that sex, drugs and alcohol are cool. get with the goddamn programme, hilrious websites recounting the awesome times you had with your friends are sooo last year.

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I'm not cool
I'm not a winner
I do have nacho stains on my shirt
I don't have a wife to beat
I don't play 200-400
I got a crummy job
My feet stink
I don't shower enough
The ladies hate me.
Porn is my only sexual outlet.
I never change my sheets
I have toejam
I drink too much
My car clanks even when it's not running.
Watching the 40 year old virgin helps me relate.
I watch cartoons to escape my loser reality.
I play with dolls
I think Star Trek is the future
Twinkies help me relax
I diss the borgata because I was not cool enough to get in.
Nerds and Losers won't even hang with me.

Yes I'm a loser now and forever I'm pwned owned just plain shot down.
Now I"m gonna head back across the 8 mile.

P.S. Now that I realized what a loser I am thanks to you I figured out how to change that.

I will now create a website that will show me with girls I paid to let me take my picture with. I will give my self a silly name and find a forum and brag about my life's accomplishments soon everyone will think I'm cool. Thanks all you govman haters out there you saved me.