So you've probably heard about Chuck Norris

[DavidC]

At first, I thought these jokes were stupid, stuff about Chuck Norris kicking people in the head, etc.

However, there have been a couple gems:

Chuck Norris' tears contain the cure for cancer. Unfortunately he has never cried. Ever.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer reflected, "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." He wasn't referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to his Chuck Norris Halloween Costume.

Chuck Norris had to sue Law and Order for using the names of his left and right legs.

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Could someone post a link to a site with more of these? I'm sure I'd get tired of them after reading like 50-100 of them. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

--Dave.