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Old 11-04-2006, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

This thread needs more Will Smith. Gimme the beat of:




Now this is a story all about how
grim accepted a flip and then turned it down
He said " What ya gonna do about it if this [censored] aint fair?"
We thought Grim had some gamble but he wont call with AIR.

In west white suburbia, born and raised
On the tables is where he spent most of his days
Killin 6-max, stackin some fools,
wearin 20 dollar aviators tryin to look cool

Grim played a little heads up, and he wasn't no good.
Started makin trouble for his livelyhood.
He lost one-hundred k and then he got scared
He said, "I'm movin down where bld and rekrul wont care."



He whistled for a flip and when it came near
The screenname said e-streets and there was 5k in the chair
"You go all-in first. I'll call it. I swear!"
"I could use 5k, that's a lotta skin care"

When his cards came up he had a seven-six on the table
And he yelled to e-streets, "Yo home, smell ya lata "
Now his bankroll is drainin, karma's finally there!
To settle in his throne as the prince of unfair.
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