GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[Boredom]

GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR
GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR

Once upon a time not long ago,
when getting stacked with AQo was kinda slow,
And overplaying JJ wasn't getting action,
A boy named Grim came up with a new attraction,
He put an ad on craigslist for a Casual Encounter,
No not for gay sex but to flip for around 4-
Grand, he said in his ad he was a man with a long Dik-
sh1t derived stack he wasn't afraid to launch quick,
without protection, all-in or otherwise,
Until along came another gambling thunderthighs,
who wasn't afraid to smother Grim's grenade,
with a cavalcade of chips and no hand at all,
he'd jam it all,
clearly not afraid this was an angleshoot moneyshot
he open-pushed into Grim's sweet honeypot,
but poisoned was the blood that pumped within Grim's sick soul,
for he pulled out preflop, with no nuts, clicking "check-fold"...