Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprising

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All,

here is one that's pissed me off since childhood

person "what's your favorite color"
me "black"
person "black is not a color, it's the absence blah blah about black not being a color...."
me {holding back throat punch}

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Isn't black the presence of ALL colors?

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that would be white

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In light, white is the presence of all color, black is the absence.

In color (paint, etc.), white is the absence of all color, black is the presence.

You're both right.