Funny/weird Roommate stories

[lippy]

I live with two of my best friends, we've been as such for almost 10 years (and I'm 20).

One of my roommates is somewhat introverted. But, whenever he has any opportunity to be around girls; BAM, he's talking and what not. He is one of the horniest kids I've ever met... as such, since HS my group of friends has always made fun of him for masturbating a lot. It is/was an ongoing joke.

Long story short, my other roommate and I realize that he jerks it in the shower (showers every night, in there for > 15 minutes, no "symptoms" of him wacking it in his room). This is hilarious to me because I have my own bathroom and my other roommate has to deal with it.

It gets funny because about 6 months into our lease, we notice that our ceiling directly below their shower. As time progressed, it gets worse and worse.

It becomes painfully obvious; our horny ass roommate has clogged up the piping with his spunk.