Official *Party Screwed Monster Seat Holders* Thread

[NewGuy]

One of the more comical form letter responses (I've gotten this one from [email protected] and [email protected] both)

Dear xxx,

I completely understand the apprehension and the displeasure expressed
over the entire issue related to the Monster payouts, please understand
a lot of thought and understanding has been put in to make the payout
of the freerolls as close to the utmost degree of accuracy and fairness.

I also understand that the previous responses have affirmed the same
however, I am sorry but the determined value will not be changed.

We appreciate your understanding in this matter.

Venkat Arun Kumar G.
PartyPoker Customer Care