which animal would win?

[DonkeyKongSr]

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so my roommates and I had way too serious of a debate about this. Imagine a grizzly bear and a gorilla fighting to the death in an open field, which would win? Now, imagine that you ducktaped a ninja sword to the gorilla's hand, now which would win?

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Okay, I was expecting this thread to be superlame, but the ninja sword part had me busting up. Not because that would even the odds or whatever, but because I think it would [censored] with the gorilla's head so much that he'd have no idea what to do with a bear attacking and some mysterious object stuck to his hand. I think he's much worse off with the sword.