The Correct Way To Make A Sandwich?

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Here's how it's done:

-Mayo/Miracle Whip spread on both pieces of bread
-Meat on bottom piece of bread
-Lettuce on top of meat
-Cheese on top of lettuce
-Mustard squirted in zig-zags on the top piece of bread

Alternate method is to put the mustard on after the mayo and then put together the two pieces of bread to get mustard on top and bottom.