Getting Pulled Over DWI

[allaboutmyfetti]

Sweet I can add a story.

I got pulled over driving home from a bar. I wasn't tanked but I was definitely over the limit. Here goes story:

(driving with music and I see the flashy lights behind me so I calmly pull over and get my zen on).
drunk_friend_in_passenger: "DOOD wat are u doing? why are u pulling over?"

(i continue to get in my zen)

drunk_friend: "Dood are we getting pulled over? WTF what's going on ... OMG ARE YOU COOL? DOOD ARE U COOL".

(i now sucessfully tune him out).

cop: "i noticed your missing your front license plate ..."
me: "oh it fell off, I have it back in the back seat..."

(I start making the motions that signify I can rummage if he so requests)

cop: "yeah look I don't really care about that. Have you been drinking tonight?"
Me: "yes sir I had a drink earlier in the night"
cop: "ok follow my pen ...." (does pen thing)
cop: "ok you're good now move it ... mooooooooooove it"

Everything is true except for the last sentence which is a dave chapelle quote.