Beta Beta Zeta

[DING-DONG YO]

Because there has been so many doo doo tastic BBV threads in last few days and because the "I got banned from a frat" thread got me longing for my old fratty days, I say we start Beta Beta Zeta or BBV. Hella gay? Maybe, but here goes!

We need:

A frat house

A fratty dog

A ritual

A handshake

A secret password

Little sisters

Pledges

Blackballed rushees

A prez
A VP
Comittee heads

FIRE AWAY!!

We already have a BIRFDAY!