Preparation for the future.

[SlowHabit]

Since Party and other major poker sites will be tapping into the Asian market in the nearby future, I figure us HSNLers should practice Asian languages since we *are* HSNLers and always try to stay ahead of the pack. Today's lesson is Chinese because well, there's a billion of them.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
(You MUST read them aloud)

English
Chinese

That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

Stupid Man
Dum fukk

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great
Fa Kin Su Pa