In all seriousness, what are you looking for in a woman?

[JaBlue]

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Tannenbaum - I've never heard a dude say they were looking for a chick with a big vagina.

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"A forty-thousand dollar baseball doesn't just disappear"

"What are you implying?"

"I submit that you stole the ball and stashed it in your unusually large vagina!"