Post a confession here

[baumer]

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I fart into a cupped hand and then smell it.

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are you serious?? i thought i was the only one that did that.

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This was standard practice in my elementary school, we called them Cup-A-Farts.
My buddy, who we called Rolo, once cup-a-farted our grade 7 teacher. He was the biggest push-over teacher I ever knew.

Our class would routinely organize a happy birthday singing to him everyday, using his first name, right in the middle of a lesson. Haha, that guy had no control at all.

I guess I should confess to something too, uhh, yesterday I was getting ready to go play ball hockey, and I thought I had to fart, so I tried to let it rip, but there was no sound, and it felt a little warm, a little too warm. I felt some [censored] on my legs, so I ran to the bathroom. Man, I hate sharting.