weird things you do

[Hollywade]

Regarding the comment about weighing yourself after taking a dump, I don't remember actually doing this. However, I do take prodigious dumps that often confound and amaze both myself and my friends. I took a picture of one. I'm the only person I know who has repeatedly plugged toilets without the use of toilet paper. I'm not sure how the people who monitor this forum would feel about a picture of a turd, so I'll spare you. Just trust me though, for a 165 pound guy, I drop some tree trunks.

Other weird things:

-Whenever I order from a fast food place, the first thing I do upon receiving my drink is push down all of the little buttons on the lid.

-I always sleep with a fan on, even in winter. The noise is soothing and helps put me to sleep.

-I write down literally everything that comes to mind regarding something I have to do in fear of forgetting it. This includes the most minor, inane details such as "get gas."

-I have monitored every cent that I have made and spent for about five years. I started doing this because it seemed like I was spending way too much money and I wanted to keep track of what I was buying.

-I am a huge statistics dork and I have a record of every golf and bowling score of mine dating back to 2001.