Why I don't tell people I play poker.

[ahnuld]

My friends ex gf (she sortof cheated on him) was being sort of a bitch to me last night. Then we started talking about poker and she asked me how much I make. I said " I dont like to say it, but ill tell you this. I make 750$ an hour." That shut her up a bit but I was still pissed from before so I bought shots for everyone at the table but her and her friend I didnt know, and toasted

"bros before hoes" while making sure to look at her when I said hoes.

Yeah, sorry for being OT