weird things you do

[prohornblower]

Other weird stuff I do...

I also wipe standing...how the F do you wipe sitting? I don't want to reach down in the effin bowl and possibly wipe sh** on my ballsack! I'll stand thank you!

I've done all the other OCD crap that everyone else has listed...numbers stuff... blah blah..

Also, I keep thumb tacks in my car and will actually pick food from between my teeth with them whilst driving. It works pretty well but it grosses my gf out obv.

I also love to stick these tacks into any "bump" on my body. (zit, wart, blister, scar tissue, raised mole, ANYTHING that is raised above the normal skin surface!)...It's pretty f&&&in sick I know, but I like the stimulation I suppose.

This is the other reason I keep thumb tacks in my car. I don't use the same tacks for flossing as for puncturing. No i'm not in S&M! I just enjoy the stimulation.

Also, anytime I see a driver with an out of state license plate, I like to imagine that it is their first time to this city and they are pleased with this city, and think good things about it. I usually will not cut these folks off or anything.

Although I don't talk to myself outloud like the rest of you freaks, I do have imaginary convo's in my head when playing video games like NHL 2006, about players I've created..it is always like me telling someone how good this player is, and that I'm honored to be the one to "show them" how good he is. F**king weird, huh? I will also have imaginary interviews as the "coach" of the team, telling the media about certain players and their outlook and whatnot.