Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

[neuroman]

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In high school I remember reading a poem in one of the stalls:

"Here I sit, skipping class
Brown turds falling from my ass
Some will sink, some will swim
Some will dry up on the rim."

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"Here I lie weeping,
because I took a chance.
I tried to fart
but instead [censored] my pants."