Why I don't tell people I play poker.

[Colt McCoy]

Try doing it like this.

[ QUOTE ]
Father-in-law: "You still playing poker?"

Me: "Yep."

Father-in-law: "People are really getting in trouble with credit cards and online gambling."

Me: "Yeah, I know. That's what allows me to support your daughter's insane spending habits."

[/ QUOTE ]