banging chicks from myspace.com

[Brian]

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I feel Brian is going to be the "star" in an upcoming episode of 48 Hours Mystery...

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Yeah, wow... what an interesting night. This chick was very weird, and def. a hippie. More on that in a sec, let's start from the beginning, as usual, bottom to top:




Date: Aug 13, 2006 5:45 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Oi

Body: Brian:

Hey, sorry I wasn't signed in! I'll try to be better about that!

Are you talking about Texas hold'em? Or is Texas hold'em some type of hold'em? Yeah, I've played Texas style before, but not at the casinos. I've been to the Grand, Horseshoe, and Gold Strike. I'll have to agree the Horseshoe has great food. Never been there on seafood night though!

Sounds like you've got an interesting career. Tennis is a great sport. I have to admit though; I do a lot more watching then actually playing Tennis.

Well I gotta run right now! Write me back when you get a chance.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 13, 2006 4:51 PM

hey Laurie, looks like I missed ya on Yahoo, maybe we'll get to chat sometime soon!

I don't mind losing too much so it didn't spoil things for me. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] have you ever been to Tunica before? I played at the Horseshoe, I love the buffet there and it was seafood night. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] yum lobster!

I went to high school at MUS, but I rarely attended any games, so I don't have any xxx rivalry issues! :P do you like to watch any sports? I'm more of a player than a watcher, watching is boring to me. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] about all I play nowadays is tennis, tho.

and no, I don't own a business. I am a professional gambler, tho that's actually not the reason I was in Tunica. basically, I'm a poker player, Hold'em specifically; I actually don't really even like to gamble. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] but my tax guy has filed me as a pro gambler for the past 3 years for some weird save $ on taxes reason. do u know how to play Hold'em?

i spend most of my time playing w/ my doggie Daisy, entertaining friends @ my house, and browsing the internets. what about u?

-Brian
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 13, 2006 3:59 PM

Hey Brian:

Yeah, I got yahoo messenger. Do you have that? My screen name for yahoo messenger is xxx. If you don't have that than let me know which one you do have, and I will try to download it. I'm not all that familiar with messaging and all.

Sorry to hear you lost money. That usually puts a damper on the trip. Although, goin' south is fun. Which casinos do usually go to?

Where did you go to high school? What do you do? Are you self employed to the extent of owning your own business or what?

What else do you like to do for fun? Tell me more about yourself when you get a chance!

Laurie


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 13, 2006 2:12 PM

hey Laurie, no, didn't do so hot @ the casinos. only played for a few hours tho, lost about 50.

no, i'm not in school. i've been self-employed since i finished high school.

do you have any messengers like AIM we could chat on?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 13, 2006 2:00 PM

Did you win any at the casinos?

No, grammar doesn't bother me so much. Are you in school? If so, what are u studying?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 13, 2006 1:44 PM

kinda figured I was sending you a cute, sweet joke? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

yeah my weekend has been about the same, though I did head down to the casinos on Friday night.

so your an English major? does it bother you that I just said "your" instead of "you're"? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I'm not an English major but I guess it's a pet peeve of mine when people say your instead of you're.

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 13, 2006 1:25 PM

Kinda figured that was what you were doing! You sly dog you. My weekend is alright nothing really going on.



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 13, 2006 1:13 PM

enough to break the ice! ba-dum chk!

i see you're new to myspace, me too! I've only been on here for about 2 weeks now. hows ur weekend treating u so far?

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 13, 2006 10:26 AM

Not sure! How much?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 8, 2006 1:27 PM

How much does a polar bear weigh?


I saw her on Yahoo a few times and msged her, but she never responded. So I figured that was that. Then she sent me this last night:

Date: Aug 15, 2006 8:59 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject RE: RE: RE: RE: Hey!

Body: try sending me one through aim my screenname is xxx


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 15, 2006 8:38 PM

i msg'ed you from another account too, doesnt look like they are getting to you...

you can try downloading AIM at http://www.aim.com/

Look below the big "Download Here" button, it says "Looking for classic AIM?", that's what you want. Click on "Download 5.9 now".

You'll have to set up a screenname, right below the 5.9 download is a place where you can click to set one up.

-Brian

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 15, 2006 8:22 PM

would you mind sending me another. Sorry I'm not seeing where i got it



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: PsychicDog
Date: Aug 15, 2006 8:17 PM

yeah I sent you a msg but no response. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i am xxx

-Brian



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: xxx
Date: Aug 15, 2006 8:17 PM

If u want to chat i am onling. yahoo xxx



I kept msging this girl but she wasn't responding, but she downloaded AIM for me. TimM highlighted most of the details, unfortunately my AIM didn't save our convo for some reason, so heres the cliff's notes:

me: how r u?
her: bad night, arguing w/ family
me: that sucks, what happened?
her: thinking about leaving tonight
me: (use TimM's line) u can hide out here
her: i dunno about that...
me: well lets meet for drinks first
her: uh alright, i dont normally do this but this is a special circumstance!

After that she got cold feet and wanted to know more about where I went to high school, and asked me to name a bunch of people I went w/ etc. We found some common names so she gave me her #. I picked a local place to meet up:

me: see you there in 30m.
her: it may take me a bit longer than that... my car is in colorado, i wrecked it there
me: uh alright, i'll pick u up

So I drive to her place, get lost and she has to direct me, but I finally show up around 1:30 AM or so. She spends about 2m at her front door talking to someone I can't see, looks like an argument.. I get ready to make a speedy getaway when she finally comes out to my car with a backpack and 2 biggish looking bags. I give her a quick hug. She is wearing a red Polo shirt, a long flowery type dress that goes down to her ankles, and flip-flops. Her hair is very short. She is the epitome of a hippy. I load her [censored] into the back and she hops in, and I make my way to a local bar..

The whole way there, I have no idea what she was talking about. This would be a common trend throughout the night. About the only thing I understood was that she drove to Colorado to see Widespread Panic, ran her car off the side of the road into a ditch, and got sent to the hospital. She then took a bus back home, where she learned that the police had searched her car and found marijuana. This is where most of her arguments w/ her family are currently coming from.

We get to the bar and I order a Jack&Coke, she has the same. We hold a pretty constant conversation, she is eager to talk and I'm fine with just listening and nodding.. and that's about all I can do cause I seriously have no idea what she is talking about. I seriously can't wrap my head around the stuff she was talking about, just trying is hurting my eyes.. I'll make another attempt later after I have slept on it. It wasn't anything weird like unicorns or faeries or religious or god or anything profound, maybe she was just over my head. She sounded nothing like she did in our msgs. She also didn't look much like her pics, I even thought she was a lesbian at first.. but sorry Vanessa, she liks cock for sure. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I recognized our waiter, and we had an extremely awkward short convo. I don't remember exactly how it went, it went something like this:

me: hey remember me? i remember u cause ur eyes are so blue, do u wear contacts?
him: uh dont get that from many guys... so hows ur wife?
me: uh she was just a girlfriend
him: oh.. mini corn dogs right?
me: right-o..

Later, hippie chick called him over to compliment him on his shirt, and they had a short convo. If she weren't so average, I'm sure he would have stolen her away from me.. def an Alpha male type, and I exhibited all the Beta male characteristics, just backed down and let him talk to her lol...

I gotta cut this 1 short, I got a cold msg from a girl I chatted w 4 years ago who looks like shes ready to jump my bones and is legit thx to investigative work from TimM... wow. Oh shi--... This is a diff girl btw, she's a stripper, guess it's another story for another thread, but since it's happening live I will report:

her: if i tell you something promise you will still come down here?
her: not really
me: yeah, sure, go ahead. tell me everything
her: swear?
me: yeah.
her: ok i am 15 weeks preg

Lol, I attract all the great women... Ok back to the trip report.

So I bring her back to my place after the bar, we watch 1 episode of the Office in my bedroom. We both laugh a lot, then I put in Reservoir Dogs. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] We again laughed a lot, good sign. We looked at each other a lot while laughing, had many opportunities for a kiss but decided against it. After Reservoir Dogs, I asked her what she wanted to watch.. we ran down a big line of movies, she said The Big One sounded good. I said uh, u like documentaries? She said yeah. I said uh, you like fat obnoxious guys? She said sure, I recommended against it lol but put it in anyways. It's a film by Michael Moore btw for those that don't know.

I popped it in and flopped back on the bed, turned around, looked her in the eyes and we started making out. At first she wouldn't let my tongue in her mouth, but after that she put up no resistance. We had a lot of foreplay, I went all around her snatch w/ my hands but didn't actually go in (thx fastseduction, doubt it would have mattered here what I did tho). I got her panties off but left the dress on, went and got a condom, then came back and ate her out for a bit. Then I attempted to fck her...

That's right, attempted. You'd think I was a virgin w/ my last two performances. Her pussy was so gd tight though that I couldnt fit into it, no jokes. She is short btw, like 5'2". I kept attempting but it would go up to her [censored] or down to her ass.. Guess I'm used to dealing with Whale vags, or with condoms.

So I took the condom off and didn't have a problem after that, well unless you count cumming within 15 seconds a problem. I pulled out and said:

me: how embarassing!
her: what?
me: uh i just came

So I went back to eating her out, normally I'd have a boner within 5 minutes, but I had to take a giant [censored] and piss so that was interfering. I felt like such a total douche cause I intentionally didn't let her cum while I was eating her out, lol, and after I splooged, I lost my desire to please her. While I was eating her out tho I heard my dog hacking and choking, and I turn around and the condom is ripped in two, with her barfing up the base... I'm a bad parent. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] But she's ok!

So I exploded dhiarrhea all over my bathroom walls and felt better. Then we watched Fahrenheit 9/11, I told her if she's intent on watching a Michael Moore movie i'd at least make it an interesting one. About halfway thru I got a boner again and we fcked again, still had a bich of time getting in. I asked her midway thru what her Birth Control was, she said none. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Aobut this time I also noticed blood on my dick, I figured period but didn't risk it and pulled out. Missionary the whole time btw.

Then when I went to the bathroom to get a towel I noticed my shirt was all bloody, so I asked her

me: uh.. on period?
her: no.. why?
me: blood.. nothing to be worreid about im sure (meanwhile im shittin myself)
her: maybe u popped my cherry
me: [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] how many guys?
her: 3... no 4.
me: 5 now?
her: yep.

At this point its about 6 AM, I come up here to post the mini trip report, go back downstairs and go to sleep on her (awww). She doesn't sleep at all tho and after she finished the rest of Office Season 1 she kept messing w/ her cell phone which wakes me up a few times. Finally she settles down tho and we get a solid 4 hours from about 10 am to 2 pm.

I woke up around 2:15 pm or so and we start to chat a bit, about her and her family etc. and again shes not making a whole lot of sense, something about her going down the wrong path but thats none of their business and whos to say its the wrong path and stuff about social circles at school and wow it was hard to keep up with. I shut her up by shoving my tongue down her throat and we fuked again, this time about 20m long. Started w/ missionary, finished doggie. Don't think she came (at all during the night btw).

I got a shower, she joined me after finding Curb Your Enthusiasm to be boring. I prolly should have taken the opportunity to bang her there but at this point I was very hungry so just wanted to get a move on... She wound up taking all her bags w/ her when we went out to eat at O'Charleys, and her brother's fiancee called her as we were stepping out of the car:

her: oh i'm so sorry, i forgot!
me: what?
her: my bro's fiancee is taking me out to the movies tonight for my b-day
me: its ur b-day?
her: no it was aug. 8th but its a late b-day thing
me: oh alright sounds good (secretly thxing my lucky stars & jesus)

We ate, split the check, I dropped her off @ her place. She asked me not to kiss her in the driveway, so we just hugged.

Sry if this report sucks, I've been writing it for about 3 hours, keep getting interrupted by whoooooores.

-Brian