cop raids my house, accuses me of being an online poker fraud artist

[LImitPlayer]

The funniest thing about this thread and perhaps the saddest, is the OP absolute certainty that the story happpened exactly as he was told it, and not any other way.

Anyone with a shred of common sense would realize that since they were not there and were only told what happened, their story could be and most certainly is incorrect, (especially when being told by some fine upstanding citizen like the OP friend who smacks his girlfriend around all the time as the OP said)