Your Ideal Life

[NT!]

I'd still have work, because without work we go crazy. But it would be something I really like.

In a totally perfect world I would have some big donkament scores, hone my musicianship, build a studio, make some awesome records, and be the sugar daddy for some non-profit social services. If you EVER need a day's work to keep you on your toes and make you grateful for what you have, working with adjudicated youth is a pretty good start.

I'd also like to build a bowling alley in my basement, practice practice practice and cash in a PBA event. Even just a regional event.

I'd also like to have at least one professional MMA match, and preferably win. It would be sweet to win by just punching a guy so hard right in the kidneys that he quit.

And I would still do demolition derbies, only I would demolish fully restored mid-70s Imperials with hydraulics and candy paint and [censored] on them.

Having a radio show again would be sweet too.

So I guess basically like a jackass of all trades who gets lucky and doesn't really need money. But definitely keeps busy. I'd want to travel a lot too, and learn some other languages. Right now I am learning a bit of Russian.

NT