Absolute Poker Unethical Practices

[aiYenta]

1)Deposited with Epassporte
2)Neteller account of mine I had closed was previously used to deposit and withdraw with absolute
3)Absolute only issues withdrawls with Neteller, Firepay or Check
4) The software would not let me cashout via express check for some reason
5) I called absolute, they said check sent in 48 hours
6) 3 days later they say epassporte is investigating
7) #6 Confirmed as lie
8)They send email stating epassporte says my account is ok and inexplicably put the money back in account.
9) Epassporte's supposed contact with them confirmed to be a lie.
10) Epassporte says they have merchant account and they must issue creditbacks if requested to the the amount deposited.
11) I send balance via inter account transfer to a friend who has neteller.
12) My problem solved

Conclusion: Absolute Poker lies inexplicably and violates the terms of their merchant account. Motive? Not enough operating capital to maintain enough liquidity over it's 10 payment intermediaries.

Hope that's a little less confusing. It really should be confusing to you, because absolute has done nothing but confuse me.