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Old 08-09-2006, 06:54 PM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default WHAT THE HELL IS THIS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS COCK SUCKER HAD MY BALLS IN HIS MOUTH AND WAS READY TO CALL ME DADDY WTFFFFF

COMMERCE 200NL
I HAVE THIS [censored] 4 SEATS TO MY LEFT WHO I HATE BECAUSE HE SUCKS OUT ON ME EVERYTIME AND HE OF COURSE DOES IT HERE

I RAISE UTG+1 TO 30 WITH KK, 1 CALLER AND HIM

FLOP
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I BET 90 AND EVERYONE FOLDS TO HIM WHO MINRAISES ME TO $180. I SHOVE, HE INSTACALLS WITH A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

TURN
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RIVER
10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
NICE SUCKOUT [censored] HOW ABOUT YOU TALK [censored] AGAIN ABOUT HOW LAST WEEK YOU BEAT MY FLOPPED 8S FULL OF KINGS WITH YOUR K4s AND GOT RUNNER RUNNER PAIR. GET HIT BY A TRUCK ON YOUR WAY OUT.

[censored] YOU COCK SUCKER, WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS BREAKEVEN [censored] WHERE EVEN ONLINE I LOSE TO PARTY DONKS WHO CALL DOWN AKo NO PAIR TO THE RIVER TO OF COURSE HIT THEIR KING AGAINST MY QUEENS OR GET THEIR 4 CARD STRAIGHTS AND FLUSHES AGAINST MY SETS WHAT THE [censored] IS THIS

THIS IS HOW I FEEL

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