Casino Bonus Mentors?

[Phishy McFish]

...brother. Testify.

Seriously. I don't even do casino whoring anymore because I'm too lazy to research all the T&Cs. I was there in 2004 when I could set my autoplay up before I went to bed and have met my wagering requirement in the morning. That's right. 100% up to 200 GBPs, 20Xs deposit + bonus done with $1 per hand bets.....no problem. I could clear it in my sleep......LITERALLY. Ah....those were the days. DAMN YOU....DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL....THAT WAS OUR PLANET!! Why didn't I create an army...WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!?!?!?!?

Reader's Digest version: I think "freakin" and I got into this right around the same time more or less. And although I was brought into the game by someone doing exactly what I'm suggesting you NOT do (cough HOMER I still love you for it COUGH COUGH) if you broadcast "Hey here you go little fella.....take this casino's money so they tighten up like a duck's butt in water." you're only hurting yourself in the end.

Don't think it happens.....look at the T&Cs in the posts from 2004....or even before that.....then look at them now.

I once was PREbanned from Golden Palace just because I lived in Wisconsin. Apparently someone or some group of someones crushed them in a small time frame and ruined it for the rest of us. Luckily it was temp., but still.

I think I still have a bonus at Golden Tiger waiting for me that they won't let me play because I tried to do all the sister casino bonuses......AFTER that strategy got posted here. So I only got one of the 7 that were available the week before.