SSNL [cheese] thread: JULY (nc)

[ajmargarine]

I'm not a cop. My evening fun:

On a drive, got my window down, pull up to a stoplight. Car pulls up beside me with a bunch of probably 16-yr old kids in it.

kid in backseat: hey dude, you out partying tonite
aj: nope
kid: too bad, man (smirks, lifts up a cup)
aj: what's in the cup?
kid: beer, dude
aj: do you think it's smart showing your beer to an off-duty police officer?
kid: huh, what (other kid in the backseat: mouth drops open)
aj: I said you shouldn't show your beer to an off-duty cop. Dude.
driver: [censored]!!
kid: [censored]!!!(with a look of sheer panic on his face)

**light turns green, they take off, I pull in behind them. They get in the left turn lane for the next light which just turns red. They stop. I'm behind them. I pretend like I'm dialing a number on my cell, and then pretend talk with a cell to my ear. They keep looking back at me and mayhem ensues inside the car. Light turns green. They take off. I follow. Kids start dumping beers out the window out of their cups. I follow for for a few blocks and another left turn. I stop following. I chuckled.

Good times.