Do you like my new tattoo?

IlliniLou · #30 06-24-2006, 03:45 AM

there once was a man with a poker tattoo
i believe he liked to munch on poo
i wished to kick him in the nuts
or i should stab him and make huge cuts

this guy seems like a douchebag
his wife's boobs are startin to sag
i decide to punch him in the head
instead of pumpin him full of lead

by the way
that tatoo is gay
you should take your own life
and then i can have sex with your wife

the end

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