Funny girlfriend quotes

[Peter Harris]

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that was more of the joke part, we really broke up because of several other issues, such as her being a flaming whore and dropping her life for drinking lots of alcohol and hooking up with guys that she thought loved her, then used her, only for her to spend countless hours crying to her roomate about it. she'll die alone.

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At least you're not diebitter?

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