What would you do if you caught your son having sex?

[Fishwhenican]

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Sure, definitely. But she's my daughter and I'm going to be an overprotective assbag dad, like every Dad in the history of daughter's has been.

And of course I know they're still going to do it. But not in my home.

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This is the correct answer...

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Yes, this IS the correct answer.

Funny, My wife actually caught my son getting a BJ in a tent in our back yard when he was out visiting with his, then, girlfriend. The [censored]! She could tell what was going on plain as day. Anyway, imagine the phone call I get at work about coming home RIGHT NOW. You son is getting a BJ RIGHT NOW! I honestly didn't know what to say!

So, I head home and everything is over and done with by then. I had to take him aside and have the talk about being safe and for god sake DON'T DO IT AT MY HOUSE!!!!

All the while Laughing inside.