Funny girlfriend quotes

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Here's mine, she's adorable [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Elisa* says: I'll be over at 9, I can't believe my boyfriend still isn't on to us.. He just bought me a cute new pair of glasses, what a moron.

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Ouch! Is there a story to this?

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Read the OP, and read his gf's name, then read above again.


GFs suck, but here are a few from chicks I know, Im sure Ive posted these before:

Me: hey what are you doing later tonight
Her: dunno, whatsup?
Me: I was thinking about takign the top of the wrangler and taking a drive during the meteor shower wanna go?
Her: *confused, and yet somewhat angry look*...huh? why would you do that, wont we get wet?
Me: ...


Me: here, we are having a party next saturday, take a look (this was in 2000, as I handed her a flyer)
Her: huh? whats this? I understand what 2k is, but whats the Y mean in Y2k?