Please slam me for taking bizarre, weak-tight lines with TPTK

goofyballer · #1 06-11-2006, 06:50 AM

I'm not telling you which of these hands I won or lost, but I think we can all agree I played them (save one) like [censored]. I am convinced the only way to change my ways is through public humiliation. Please point out (and hurt my feelings with) every error you see.

My only excuse is that I was 8-tabling. God damn all of you that have ever said the words "pot control" on this forum.

GET READY FOR MEGAHANDS!

Villain in first two hands is 42/15/2.3. LAGgy, but not insane.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $117.45
Hero: $100
SB: $207.35
BB: $85.8
BB: $327

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises to $3.5, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($20, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($20, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $44

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $187
CO: $38.95
Button: $140.55
Hero: $107
BB: $85.80

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Hero raises to $3, BB calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6, 2 players)
Hero bets $4, BB calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($14, 2 players)
Hero bets $7, BB calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($28, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks.

Results:
Final pot: $28

Villain is 30/7/3.0

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
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Stack sizes:
Hero: $113.90
UTG+1: $131.70
CO: $127.35
Button: $297.50
SB: $98
BB: $20.90

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($12, 3 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls, Button folds.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($28, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks.

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($28, 2 players)
Hero bets $12, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $52

Villain is 40/9/3.2...which actually surprises me, because I remember him being a total calling station. Occasionally this guy would bust out a min flop c/r on me, but for the most part he would roll over and die when I raised preflop and c-bet.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $121.60
UTG+1: $193.70
CO: $110
Button: $16.95
SB: $127.85
BB: $58.25

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 calls, 4 folds.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($8.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $6, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($20.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $6, Hero calls.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($32.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $12, UTG+1 calls.

Results:
Final pot: $56.5

Same villain in the next two hands. He is the ultimate calling station. If he has a piece, he's calling me down to showdown.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $111.75
UTG+1: $199.60
CO: $97.80
Button: $105.05
SB: $97.70
BB: $141.85

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($8.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $6, CO calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($20.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $8, Hero calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($36.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $15, CO calls.

Results:
Final pot: $66.5

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $121.50
UTG+1: $101.90
CO: $172.40
Button: $232.20
Hero: $183.70
BB: $129.60

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 2 folds, Button calls, Hero raises to $5, BB folds, UTG calls, Button folds.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($12, 2 players)
Hero bets $8, UTG calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($28, 2 players)
Hero bets $15, UTG calls.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($58, 2 players)
Hero bets $20, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $98

Villain is 36/8/1.2. No specific reads.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $97
UTG+1: $39.35
CO: $40.75
Button: $291.35
SB: $87.40
BB: $249.15

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $3.5, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($18, 5 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $13, 3 folds, BB calls.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($44, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($44, 2 players)
BB bets $10, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $64