Do I need a makeover?

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ed,

while id love to see you on the show (seeing as how im a fanatic watcher...ive seen a whopping zero episodes) i think your chances are rather slim. for one, you have a wife. for another, you're not a scraggly looking hippy wannabe poker author. you have a nerdy style that suits you.

the only thing queer eye could do that would help would be to sew all your pockets shut while you are posing for pictures.

i do hope your mommy's application works though and be sure to let us know if you make it.

Barron