What would you do if you won $47 Million?

[SomethingClever]

To be perfectly honest, here's what I'd do.

- Quit job
- Rent out reception hall for baller-ass party
- Pay off mortgage (approx $190,000)
- Buy Ducati
- Invest

My parents don't need any money, why should I give them any? I guess I could pay off their mortgage so my dad could retire... maybe I'd do that. But a stipend seems dumb.

Also I might stake pizownored for NL2000, but I'd expect a return on that investment.