Would Only a Tool Drive a Dodge Viper?

[Ali shmali]

yes, they look retarded because they can't hold 30 bags of groceries and because the driver just spent 10 bucks to get from his house to the store. I'm don't want to discourage Utah from getting his dream car. Just let him know what impression me and people I know get from a viper. Also the last viper I had seen was one of the older models that looked pretty yuck. The newer models look allright(that's were I got the 90k info from).

Look at it this way. If my future husband makes bank and then at one point says he wants to buy a viper, I would say that's great. He's worked hard and deserves his toy. I would ride in it with him and have a blast. It would make me feel good to see him drive off from the house and go wherever people drive their speedy fast sports cars. According to pictures I've seen it's usually a lonesome highway with trees all around. And generally in the mornings.

At the same time if he walked up to me and asked "what do you think most people think of me when they see me in my viper?" I woulds say "oh, well they think your a dork going through a midlife crisis". Then I'd kiss him on the cheek and walk off to go cook dinner in my state of the art kitchen. Magda the maid would be off picking up my two kids from school. One boy and one girl. They'd be named Roman and Isabella. Also I would occasionally look out the window to check out pierre the cute garden boy. He works with his shirt off which is nice.