Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[JackCase]

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also this dude i know has a joke where he uses the word hemaphore , until he gets you to ask "what's a hemaphore?"

then he says




POUNDIN' NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That's like the old one using the word "henway".

Finally, someone says, "What's a henway?"

Answer, "About 4 pounds."