I had a bunch of degenerate(arent we all) poker players at my house for a few days. On one night at around 5am the electricity went out(i live in the middle of nowhere). Some of the guys were getting nervous so I tell them that this is a plot. I had them use my computer and I put spyware on it to get all their passwords and now I am going to kill them, and bury them in the woods(seemed like a good time for some version of a scary story).
The look on the Chicago groups face was priceless(the canadiens were unfazed) I then tell them that if they think my story is even 5% possible its clearly plus ev for them to take me out first. I think I survived the vote.....barely.
http://www.natarem.com/
Here is the link to some names and faces and stories.