Random theories you have . . .

[IlliniLou]

i have a bunch of these ...
-a mosquito bite will go away faster if you put a cross on the bite with your fingernail
-you do better in public speaking if you pound a beer before
-The Cubs will never win a WS as long as they are owned by the Tribune Co.
-People with freckles have shorter tempers
-Left handed girls are less attractive