Your best wasted story

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While Im probably going to regret telling this....


I once was so drunk I forgot to pull my pants down in the bathroom. A large mess ensued. It was nasty and I didnt drink for like 4 months after that. On a side note I discovered how awesome showering when drunk is and do it all the time now.

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That's a hilarious story. Reminds me of the Artie Lange comedy DVD where he recalls a time that he tried to [censored] in the woods while on heroin and he [censored] into his pants then pulled his pants up and got back into the car.

Drunk showers are amazing. Now you must drink while showering. Even more amazing.