Tournament Poker is Not Really Poker

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My biggest leak of 2005 was playing any MTTs whatsoever. I have continued this trend in the early days of this new year. If I bubble or bust out right before the FT one more time I am going to kill a hooker. How the [censored] do you people play NL when a "big" stack is 23xbb? eff this [censored] i'd rather shoot dice.