NWP uncovers another poker porn story

[Sponger.]

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I can hear it now: "Baby, I wanna lick yo feets, and tongue-tickle yo azzho', den I'm gonna stick my big slick up ur acehole. Baby, I'm movin' all-in, then I'm gonna splash your pot with my short-stack. Den I'm gonna eet more azzho'."

Should win an award for p0rn screenplay.

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Because David Williams totally talks like that?

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"Oooh I need a spanking. I'm a bad bad girl"
"I'm a paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my Helm of Disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half elf mage wields his +5 Holy Avenger."
"Paladins can't use the Helm of Disintegration"
"Oh, ok. Then I'm a black guy"