***Best Rap Verse of All Time: Nominations***

[KanMan]

My two favorite rap verses have already been nominated (Canibus's Beasts from the East and Mobb Deep's Shook Ones) so I'm going to mention a couple other ones:

Big Pun - The Dream Shatterer

Ay-yo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden
I'm carvin' my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head
Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap
Cuz he ain't worth jack
hit 'em with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back
I'm the first Latin rapper to baffle your skull
Master the flow, niggaz be swearin' I'm blacker than coal
Like Nat King, I be rapping and tounge's packing
The ones, magnums, cannons and gatling guns
It's Big Pun! The one and only son of Tony...Montana
You ain't promised manana in the rotten manzana
C'mon-pana we need more rhymers
feel the marijuana snake bite anaconda
A man of honour wouldn't wanna try to match my persona
Sometimes rhymin' I blow my own mind like Nirvana
Comma, and go the whole nine like Madonna
Go try to find another rhymer with my kinda gramma



Here's my nomination for the best verse of the year so far:

Papoose on Touch It Remix #3

Pa-poose, had to get on this club banger
Smack you in your mouth make you swallow your pulp razor
Pop a couple bottles, laugh about it with Bus later
Bare witness, I'm the young savior (TURN IT UP!!)

I Got Staten Island on my pinkey, Queens on my thumb dude
The Bronx on my middle finger screaming [censored] YOU!
I rock ice in Manhattan, so they the ring finger
You know I had to keep Brooklyn on the trigger finger

Five boroughs of death, you don't understand
I got New York City in the palm of my hand
Now I could make a tight fist and let it crumble ridiculous
Or I could smack the world with a New York Nemesis (TURN IT UP!!)

I flip the mag and get the clappin if it happens rip his jacket
Split his back and lift his head I'm gettin at him
Pick up a different mag and then attack him when I grab him [censored] is blastin
With a passion get it crackin the assassin, you let 'em

Ok and here's one of the least thought out verses/freestyles but for whatever reason, I still love it (and no, i would never nominate this verse)

Kurupt Xxplosive

[Kurupt]
West coast [censored] nigga
Overdosage - imperial pistols ferocious
[censored] a bitch; don't tease bitch, strip tease bitch
Eat a bowl of these bitch, gobble the dick
Hoes forgot to eat a dick can shut the [censored] up!
Gobble and swallow a nut up, shut up and get my cash
Backhanded, pimpslapped backwards and left stranded
Just pop ya collar, pimp convention hoes for a dollar
Six-Deuce in a plush, six-deuce impala
Pimpin hoes from Texas to Guatemala
Bitch niggaz paid for hoes, just to lay wit hoes
Relax one night, and paid to stay wit hoes
Captain Save'Em all day (bitch) well save this dick
Bitch nigga, you more of a bitch than a bitch
You ain't into hittin pussy, or hittin the switch
You into hittin bitches off of the grip, you punk bitch